I Have a PhD In Horribleness

constantly stuck between hating myself and thinking im the best thing on the fucking planet

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keep-calm-and-be-a-stripper:

Wish all boys WERE One Direction*

keep-calm-and-be-a-stripper:

Wish all boys WERE One Direction*

imagine if it went the opposite way around

Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
Band Member: Marry me.
Me: What?
Band Member: What?
Me:
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.

When people come to me for advice I want to cry, because it means they actually care about what I think.

mcsingle:

instagrampa:

if i had a penis i would stick it in


    • everything

WHY DOES THE 1 KEEP DISAPPEARING AND REAPPEARING IS IT JUST ME

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transylvanianwinter:

GPOY
peekayxlove:

dashingmalchick:

nihilruinas:

BOOM baby

Perfect cosplay.
Everyone else go home.

this guy. :p
he was perfect
he is the best disney princess
i adored how he hit on everything that moved

peekayxlove:

dashingmalchick:

nihilruinas:

BOOM baby

Perfect cosplay.

Everyone else go home.

this guy. :p

he was perfect

he is the best disney princess

i adored how he hit on everything that moved

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